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Author: NotACop
Always vote
Always vote. Spoil your ballot with a message for the candidates (they will see it) if you hate ’em all. But vote. In the UK, candidates get a marked register showing who voted. If you didn’t vote, your concerns can be ignored.
The incumbents fear a large turnout because their safe seat rests on the apathy of those who oppose them.
Roast, you say?
Thou art less gainly than the preverbial confused gibbon. Thy style lacks to such a degree that it shalt forever be its own opposite. Furthermore, thou art less funny than the time I stood on a lego.
hey, now
you’re a _________ ?
What scares me?
Open Mentions asked, What scares you?
My answer is: Governments, run by evil people (who aim to serve their personal interests), grabbing more power.
America – a series of wrong answers
What’s going on in America? (wrong answers only)
France is so impressed with US liberties that it has commissioned a second statue.
They are arguing about how soon they can introduce universal free healthcare.
The left is trying to stop the decommissioning all of America’s nukes.
No one has any complaints about the new open borders policy.
Kitten adoption is a trending topic on Truth Social.
Trump is showing us his kinder softer side.
There is an ongoing puppy shortage.
DOGE is saving taxpayer dollars.
First contact is going well.
POTUS is beloved by all.
Nothing is wrong.
Everyone is happy.
We’re all friends here.
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
I think Neil Gaiman’s goose is cooked
Looking at the news, I think the once-celebrated author, Neil Gaiman, has no choice but to retire. Look at this headline. How can he carry on?
Hit me with your replies.
I work for the fay now
In reply to: What’s the smallest lie you told with the biggest consequences?
I once told my baby cousin that the reason I don’t couldn’t come to see her was that I worked for the Queen of the Fairies. To answer her questions, I fabricated an entire detailed account of fairy politics. The United Council of Boggort Principalities is currently engaged in a complex trade war with the Flower Fay Kingdoms. The Starlight Fay Kingdom is still neutral.
Unrelated, my Photoshop skills are sharp AF these days.