I work for the fay now

In reply to: What’s the smallest lie you told with the biggest consequences?

I once told my baby cousin that the reason I don’t couldn’t come to see her was that I worked for the Queen of the Fairies. To answer her questions, I fabricated an entire detailed account of fairy politics. The United Council of Boggort Principalities is currently engaged in a complex trade war with the Flower Fay Kingdoms. The Starlight Fay Kingdom is still neutral.

Unrelated, my Photoshop skills are sharp AF these days.